12 Frustrations Of Chrismas
“A Progessive Haiku”

One song starts playing
Thanksgiving not even here
Way to early for this

Two people cutting line
Knocking over old women
Credit cards being declined

Three parking spots left
People driving up the down
Crosswalks are not used

Four children off school
Smoking cigarettes at mall
Pull your dang pant up

Five days of wrapping
Can not fold the damn corners
Never enough bows

Six inflatables
Front yard looks like trailer trash
Electric bill soars

Seven years of payments
Gifts will be broken by March
Nothing fits anyone

Eight family dinners
Sick of the same stinking food
Left overs for months

Nine days same as cash
Huge interest rates after
Second job is needed

Ten days of The Grinch
Another ten of Frosty
Poke my eyes out now

Eleven egg nogs
Woke up naked in the snow
Why do the bars close early

Twelve week until Spring
Should start next years shopping now
Merry Christmas all.